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September 29, 2010

Killswitch Singer Howard Knocks up Porn Slut?


We’re utterly clueless and behind the times on this news, we are too busy rolling blunts and debating on whether new Domino's pizza is really new (which it is), but we figure it is such a fantastic read that it warrants some level of exposure. Apparently, there’s been some Twitter drama concerning pornstar Allie Foster and KILLSWITCH ENGAGE frontman Howard Jones.
The juicy deets in a nutshel
  • Howard Jones had to leave KILLSWITCH ENGAGE’s tour due to “personal reasons”?
  •  Allie Foster has a baby bump that is alleged to be Howard Jones‘ of KILLSWITCH ENGAGE’s child 
  • Allie Foster does not like the attention: “No further posts, and all Allie Foster accounts WILL BE DELETED (Facebook, Myspace, Twitter) as I do not plan on ever going back.” 
  • Allie Foster supposedly quit porn: “To clear up a few things, I quit porn awhile ago. I haven’t been posting on ANYTHING. I am pregnant, but I’ve been working a NORMAL job.”
  • Allie Foster claims her account was hacked: “I DID NOT POST ANY OF THAT MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED. THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER POSTS UNTIL I GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.” 
Quite frankly, we don’t care one iota what really happened,  but lets be honest, it’s one hell of a story if it were true. Hopefully your cock was covered in triple wrap. Besides all porn whores are looking for rich rock stars. Howard has some cheese. Nice tits on the whore too.




1 comment:

  1. Porn is porn, but there are levels of porn. Some women just fuck and suck and then there are women that perform the most degrading and outrageous sex acts in gonzo porn. This Foster chic is the latter, I wouldn't stick my dick in this trick.

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