Killswitch Singer Howard Knocks up Porn Slut?

We’re utterly clueless and behind the times on this news, we are too busy rolling blunts and debating on whether new Domino's pizza is really new (which it is), but we figure it is such a fantastic read that it warrants some level of exposure. Apparently, there’s been some Twitter drama concerning pornstar Allie Foster and KILLSWITCH ENGAGE frontman Howard Jones.

The juicy deets in a nutshel

• Howard Jones had to leave KILLSWITCH ENGAGE’s tour due to “personal reasons”?
•  Allie Foster has a baby bump that is alleged to be Howard Jones‘ of KILLSWITCH ENGAGE’s child 
• Allie Foster does not like the attention: “No further posts, and all Allie Foster accounts WILL BE DELETED (Facebook, Myspace, Twitter) as I do not plan on ever going back.” 
• Allie Foster supposedly quit porn: “To clear up a few things, I quit porn awhile ago. I haven’t been posting on ANYTHING. I am pregnant, but I’ve been working a NORMAL job.”
• Allie Foster claims her account was hacked: “I DID NOT POST ANY OF THAT MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED. THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER POSTS UNTIL I GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.” 

Quite frankly, we don’t care one iota what really happened,  but lets be honest, it’s one hell of a story if it were true. Hopefully your cock was covered in triple wrap. Besides all porn whores are looking for rich rock stars. Howard has some cheese. Nice tits on the whore too.

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Mel tape useless in court?

The audio tape recording of what appears to be Mel Gibson is already the focal point for the attorneys and law enforcement involved in the high-profile domestic-violence investigation and child-custody dispute between the filmmaker and ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. If it is Gibson in the recording, is it admissible in court?

According to reports, Grigorieva secretly recorded the conversation, which was banned from release by the judge overseeing the child-custody lawsuit but somehow leaked to Radar Online. In California, it is illegal to intentionally record a confidential communication without the consent of all parties to the communication.

Secretly recording a confidential communication -- defined by the California Penal Code as any communication carried on in circumstances reasonably indicating that one or more of the parties desires it to be confined to the parties to the communication -- is punishable by up to a $2,500 fine or imprisonment of up to a year, or both.

Gibson, as the party who was allegedly secretly recorded, may also have a civil right of action against Grigorieva for statutory damages of $5,000 or actual damages, plus payment of his attorneys' fees and costs.

Of course, the possible consequences of secretly recording a confidential communication do not stop there. The recording also may not be used as evidence in any court or administrative proceeding, which, at first blush, can be a great shield for Gibson in both the child-custody dispute and domestic violence investigation.

My opinion is she should have just sucked his cock.